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To his luck (?), he smashes some plates and loses his glasses, which makes the owner (played by Ichijô Kzuya) notice that he's actually pretty cute without the glasses. So Ichijo agrees to let Yoshino try out being a host, and Yoshino is assigned a customer (who is supposed to sound like a woman, and not a transvestite ... or so I strongly assume) and fucks it up royally by holding a speech about the weather in his weirdest voice (which is the most hilarious scene in a BLCD, ever. 本日は御日柄も良く? bwaha!).

Ichijo still thinks Yoshino is cute so he says he'll give him a, ahem, private lesson, and after the club has closed down they, ahem, engage in it. Just when Ichijo has managed to get a finger or two up the shrieking Yoshino, who comes to his rescue but ...

Ogihara!!!

So Ogihara takes Yoshino home, and is all jealous of Ichijo and ties Yoshino up, and they have wild monkey sex. Afterwards, Ogihara admits that he only said the bad things about Yoshino not being attractive because he was afraid that if Yoshino took off his glasses and played a gigolo, everyone would realize how cute Yoshino is and go after him. And all is well with the world.

That sounds incredibly stupid when I write it down. And ... it is. But it's a hilarious and cute kind of stupid, trust me. I never claimed this series had much brains, but it makes up for it plenty with teh funneh and teh hot, so. I love how Ogihara is capable of reading these cheesy lines about nipples and junk which would, in any other CD, make me wince and cover my ears, and actually make it sound ... hot. The script-writer is talented, but so is Ogihara, I think. Everyone should love him. He doesn't have enough fans.

But! But! But! The greatness of this CD cannot be expressed without a mention of ... the second story! Itô Kentarô x Ichijô Kazuya ... oh god. That casting. And no, I didn't write the pairing wrong: Ichijô is uke. Like omg wheeeee!

This story seems to have some back-story to it which I'll explain beforehand: ItoKen, I guess, is a swimmer who was in an accident, and Ichijo a gigolo. Ichijo sees ItoKen do rehabilitation outside his host club, and was touched by how determined he was, I think. This somehow turned to ItoKen working for the club, and Ichijo giving ItoKen more of his famed private lessons. (Haha.) So the two gradually became lovers. I, um, guess.

So anyway, when this story begins ItoKen is out for an early morning jog, and meets Ichijo who just got home from a date with one of his customers. Ichijo invites ItoKen back to his place, and Ichijo talk for a long while about the aforementioned backstory ... and then they do 69 and fuck.

I wish I could say more but that's what they do for the majority of the story, so. (Imagine me giggle inanely at it here.) Well, to be fair, they also have a bet about who will come last in the 69ing, which cracked me up. This is seriously the most smutty story on discs 1 and 2 combibed ... and I think you might not feel too comfortable about it if what you're looking for is cutesy uke being molested by his big seme, since this is two big guys with deep voices doin' each other. I loved it but I'm like that (hehe). My pal Nagibook tells me she hated it, and I suspect she might have a more mainstream taste than me when it comes to BL, so listen with caution!

In the last track, set at the host club, ItoKen tells the transvestite his customer that his ideal woman is a "femme fatal", one you know is dangerous but you can't stop falling in love ... by which he means Ichijo, of course. And at the end they kiss and ItoKen says "I love you," and Ichijo aaaaaalmost returns the feelings. Only not, because he's a gigolo and shouldn't love people. I'm sure he'll succumb soon, though. Mufufu.